So my mum is always yelling at me for something or the other and the shouts starts from sunrise and ends(I like to believe that It ends) at sunset , no may be midnight or something.
I am assuming that moms everywhere do the same thing. So I’ll let out some of my moms typical slogans out here for you to read (guess you will also relate to them 😉 )
1. Wake up son it’s noon for gods sake even the sun is half tired by now…
2.will you watch those wet feet while coming out of the shower and please switch off the water heater (yeah once it was on for like 2 days)
3. Food is ready….(after 2 mins) you coming or not…. (After 2 more mins ) is there any use of me toiling for food in this house ….(after 2 more mins) son the food is getting cold….
4. Eat as much as you can till your mom cooks who knows what your wife will feed you (yeah bingo on that )
5. Study….study….study….nothing will happen if you don’t study …look at those idiots what they have done with their lives( the idiots being some of my relatives)
6. Marry as soon as possible,atleast as long as I am moving around
7. Will switch off that television while eating please show some respect to the food in front
8. All day this boy is immersed in this mobile … Am telling you I’ll break it off one day
9. Who is going to make the bed …you are such a untidy person ….clean up your room ASAP
10. Stop being lazy go study….
There are many more but for the time being I guess these few will do 😉
Until next time 🙂