My mommy loudest ;) 

  

So my mum is always yelling at me for something or the other and the shouts starts from sunrise and ends(I like to believe that It ends) at sunset , no may be midnight or something. 

I am assuming that moms everywhere do the same thing. So I’ll let out some of my moms typical slogans out here for you to read (guess you will also relate to them 😉 )

1. Wake up son it’s noon for gods sake even the sun is half tired by now…

2.will you watch those wet feet while coming out of the shower and please switch off the water heater (yeah once it was on for like 2 days)

3. Food is ready….(after 2 mins) you coming or not…. (After 2 more mins ) is there any use of me toiling for food in this house ….(after 2 more mins) son the food is getting cold….

4. Eat as much as you can till your mom cooks who knows what your wife will feed you (yeah bingo on that )

5. Study….study….study….nothing will happen if you don’t study …look at those idiots what they have done with their lives( the idiots being some of my relatives)

6. Marry as soon as possible,atleast as long as I am moving around 

7. Will switch off that television while eating please show some respect to the food in front

8. All day this boy is immersed in this mobile … Am telling you I’ll break it off one day

9. Who is going to make the bed …you are such a untidy person ….clean up your room ASAP 

10. Stop being lazy go study….

There are many more but for the time being I guess these few will do 😉

Until next time 🙂 

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  1. lacylauren says:

    Number 1 and number 3 are what my mom always said to me when k loved st home. I could definitely relate to this list!

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    1. Haha yeah doesn’t matter where you are mommies everywhere are the same I suppose..(guess they just love us too much to keep yelling same thing again & again & again) 😀

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  3. 1, 2, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10.. ha ha ha. List matches almost. 😛 and about that wife part, well, I know how to cook (all my favourites). For sake of feeding myself obviously. 😛

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    1. Hahaha yeah you feed only yourself its coz of wives like you poor husbands like me die hungry and moms keep saying such stuff to their beloved sons :p lol

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      1. Ha ha ha. True that. 😂 mothers can never go wrong that’s why their daughter in laws never fail them. ( u know, just to prove mothers right. ) 😛

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      2. Wow now that’s some logic charan kaha hai apke daktarni saheba :p lol

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      3. 👣 ye lo. Ha ha ha. 😛

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      4. Pai lagu madam lol

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      5. Ha ha ha. Jug jug jiyo. 😂😂😂

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  4. willytyme says:

    You hit the nail on the head, my all time favorite that my mom used to say was “When I was your age”……uhhh, enough of the history lesson mom! This is so funny because everyone can relate to it, even if you say nothing and exhale, you’re giving off attitude. Be happy your mom doesn’t wipe your face in public.

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    1. Lol the “when I was your age” this usually comes from the masculine figures in my family :p

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